Make your Computer Welcome You

1.Click on Start. Navigate to All Programs, Accessories and Notepad.
2.Copy and paste the exact code given below.

Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome to JAY PC, Username "
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

3.Replace Username with your own name .
4.Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in
Save as Type option, and save the file as Welcome.vbs
or "*.vbs".
5.Copy the saved file.
6.Navigate to
Windows XP
 C:\Documents and Settings\All Users
\StartMenu\Programs\Startup

 Windows 8,Windows 7 and Windows Vista
C:\Users\ {User-Name}\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft
\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup 

Note: ( if C: is your System drive. AppData is a hidden folder. 
So, you will need to select showing hidden folders in Folder
 options to locate it.)
7.Paste the file.
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Now when the next time you start your computer,
Windows will welcome you in its own computerized
voice.

Note: For best results, it is recommended to change
sound scheme to No Sounds.
You can change the sound scheme to No Sounds by
following the steps given below:-

1.Go to Control Panel.
2.Then click on Switch to Classic View.
3.Then Click on Sounds and Audio Devices.
4.Then Click on the Sounds Tab.
5.Select No Sounds from the Sound Scheme option.
6.If you wish to save your Previous Sound Scheme, you can save it by clicking Yes in the popup menu.
7.Click on OK.